Today we (that is myself, Ally and Alex) have been wasting our time writing haikus, and we’ve come up with some tech support haikus we’d like to share.

On hitting the panic button:

Haiku tech support:
If computer has frozen,
Press reset button

On Windows errors:

A mouse click creates
big bad error messages.
Haiku support plea.

On saving your life:

You have deleted
everything you just wrote.
Ctrl-Z may help.

On essay deadlines:

My printer won’t print,
I am bereft of toner.
Please print this for me.

On the best browser in the world (hur hur):

Nothing is working.
Oh, Internet Explorer,
You big pile of ****.

On where the blame really lies:

If you have Vista,
And your computer runs slow,
It’s your stupid fault.

If you’ve got any you’d like to share with the class, leave a comment!

Tags: Tech Support Haikus

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