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Tech Support Haikus

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Today we (that is myself, Ally and Alex) have been wasting our time writing haikus, and we’ve come up with some tech support haikus we’d like to share.

On hitting the panic button:

Haiku tech support:
If computer has frozen,
Press reset button

On Windows errors:

A mouse click creates
big bad error messages.
Haiku support plea.

On saving your life:

You have deleted
everything you just wrote.
Ctrl-Z may help.

On essay deadlines:

My printer won’t print,
I am bereft of toner.
Please print this for me.

On the best browser in the world (hur hur):

Nothing is working.
Oh, Internet Explorer,
You big pile of ****.

On where the blame really lies:

If you have Vista,
And your computer runs slow,
It’s your stupid fault.

If you’ve got any you’d like to share with the class, leave a comment!

Advertising on your van

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Something crossed my mind as I was driving through St Albans today. I was sat behind a trader’s van at a roundabout, reading the stuff on the back of it. It had the guy’s name, what he did, and a phone number. Which would be an effective piece of advertising if it weren’t now a crime to pick up your mobile phone while driving.

Now here’s a quick test:

Clever Little Van

Have a look at that for a moment, then drive down to the shops, pick up some pop tarts and almonds, maybe drop in at your Mum’s house (Mums love it when you drop in) and then head home for a nice sit down.

Now, can you still remember that phone number?

Probably not, right? That’s because, at the end of the day, it’s just a bunch of numbers, and most people find long numbers pretty hard to remember. You tend to have to dress up like it’s the 70s and run around shouting if you really want people to remember.

Remember this number

Too much like hard work (unless you’re these guys, I guess).

Can you tell where this is going?

This van is even more clever

Domain names are easy to remember, guys! If you’ve got a website, put your website address on your van! If you don’t have a website, get a clever little site and then put your website address on your van!

Then people can get home, go to your website, have a good look at what you do and how well you do it, and then feel really confident about phoning you up for a quote, using the phone number you’ve also listed on your site. By the way, Clever Little Site makes it really quick to put your phone number on every single page of your website, all at once.

And remember, the more memorable the address is, the more likely people are to remember it - there’s no need to be boring about it. Why not try something like help-my-roof-is-leaking.co.uk (for a roofer) or lets-get-plastered.co.uk (for a plasterer).

Without putting a website address on your van, you’re missing out on a great advertising opportunity, and pretty much throwing away potential business. And if your website address makes someone laugh, they may even tell a friend about it!

Keyword Tips

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Statistics software like Google Analytics make it easy enough to know how your visitors are finding you; but what about the ones who aren’t finding you?

All too often, website owners target their keywords to what they think their clients are looking for rather than what they’re actually searching for. A specialised product may have plenty of jargon surrounding it which most people may not be aware of, so perhaps it’s not the best idea to include it? Then again maybe people are using the buzz words… What about geographical searches? Should you include your town or county in your keywords for example?

Unfortunately there’s no hard and fast rule. There are billions of websites covering just as many subjects so it’d be naive to suggest that one size fits all. What’s the solution then, I hear you ask? Get your hands dirty with Google’s Keyword Tool!

It’s a free service that lets you search by keyword or keyphrase to find out how popular it is. Not only do you get relatively precise local and monthly statistics but also suggestions on related keywords. Just visit https://adwords.google.co.uk/select/KeywordToolExternal and type some keywords into the box to get started. Find a popular keyword and start optimising your clever little site yourself, today, for free!

Edit Your Own Website with Clever Little Site

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Editing your own website can be that easy. Our new movie shows you just what you can do with clever little site.

New YouTube video posted

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

We have just added a new demo video to YouTube. This video guides you through how to embed a YouTube video into your clever little site. More videos coming soon!

The website of the month for August is…

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

August’s site of the month: www.comfortzonesalon.co.uk

This month’s ‘site of the month award’ goes to Beccy O’Conner for her business site, The Comfort Zone. She has used her own bold logo as well as lots of images to create a very attractive looking site. By formatting her text in a clear and easy to read way, Beccy’s ‘treatments’ page is a great example of how to display a vast quality of information without compromising the look and style of your website.

See it at www.comfortzonesalon.co.uk